whyamisorandom: can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese i
Reblog if you think no one has a crush on you.
br000t: se4h4ven: toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active I’m still not socially active I’m not even active
sixsteen: i ship me and money
cosmicwording: i see your name in every sentence i will ever write
harryedward: i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
givingblowjobs: IF THIS POST GETS A MILLION NOTES MY MOM SAID SHE’D BUY ME THESE TWO COWS oh. my. gawd. JSBSLDKSGA THEY’RE FUSSY!!!!!!!!!
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pi3rced-sirens: apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
url-goes-here: have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
zeram: maozedung: homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve i almost spit everywhere